Violet may have had a tough outer shell, but she was actually pretty nice once you took the time to get to know her.
Nick wasn’t about to let a little pandemic ruin his version of holiday cheer.
Ralph didn’t like all the attention his exposed brain tended to get, so he developed a real knack for accessorizing.
Adrian’s depth perception wasn’t what it used to be, but he could still scrap with the best of them.
Gina just wanted a nice pair of shoes for the holidays, but finding anything remotely her…shape was challenging to say the least.
Chris had a pretty rough year, but nothing was going to stop him from eating more than his scaly body could handle this Thanksgiving.
Esther and Gertrude kept each other company for millions of years, but have been thoroughly sick of each other since the second month.
Pete started packing on the pounds to get ready for winter early, but it sure didn’t make flying any easier.
Dan took great exception to be being referred to “extinct”.
Ted hated being overlooked every holiday season. Who says that an adorable plush toy isn’t just as appropriate for Halloween as it is for Christmas?
Frank was really self-conscious about his neck. Anything with a high collar just drew even more attention to it, but opting for a simple button-up still didn’t serve him terribly well at his job interviews.
Jack never managed to get any good candy when he went trick ‘r treating. His “costume” got great compliments until folks realized they couldn’t see his feet, and before he knew it they were locked up inside their houses before he nabbed any kind of sweet reward.
Samuel wasn’t about to let a pandemic ruin his Halloween. After hoarding toilet paper for months, it needed to go to some kind of productive use.
Belle always felt most comfortable hiding away in closets basements, and bathrooms. With only six limbs, she could usually make a compelling argument that she wasn’t nearly as creepy as a spider so folks should let her stick around.
Cyrus ripped every shirt he ever tried on. His parents gave up on buying him any clothes at a young age, but this aversion to modesty didn’t exactly set him up for success in the modern workplace.
Barry loved autumn. To be fair, his beard was always pretty out of control, but the cool weather really gave him an excuse to let it go.
Vince hadn’t been invited to a holiday cookout in years. When you develop a reputation for eating more guests than food, folks tend not to want you in attendance.
Mina had a knack for seeing everything. It made a lot of sense that her keen eye led her to be head of the homeowner’s association, and even more sense that the first thing she banned from the community was bug zappers.
Lou absolutely hated going to the optometrist. He loved the actual doctor, but the revolving door at the front of the office wasn’t great for a patient with unruly tentacles.
Val was a vacation master. Three-armed festive shirts were pretty tough to find, but he never let that stop him from bringing the party.
Bruce loved working out, but his horns made most upper body exercises almost impossible. Luckily for him, they didn’t get in the way of leg day.
Harry was a pretty tough dude. However, even the roughest can turn into a big baby when they find themselves on the wrong side of a hornet’s nest.
Susan had been eating nothing but bugs for weeks. Her appearance made them pretty simple to catch, but her neighbors started to get nervous that she was getting a little bored of such an easy diet.
Paul needed a haircut so badly that new life was starting to grow out of his scalp. However, he was respectful of his very busy barber and decided he could continue to wait.
Lester really just loved being a hat guy. Whenever folks decided to give him a hard time about how effective his choice of brim actually was, he would argue that keeping the sun out of your teeth is just as important as your eyes.
Dave loved a good toga party. Unfortunately for him, most of the local frats had a strict “no tusks” policy.
Terry lost his flock decades ago, and has been looking for a new one to join ever since. Either he isn’t very good at finding other turkeys, or he isn’t actually a turkey at all.
Isaac had always been told how lovely his smile was. For most folks, that was the last compliment they ever gave him.
Ben is anti-racist. Be like Ben.
Larry is anti-racist. Be like Larry.
Mike is anti-racist. Be like Mike.
Gloria has become quite the regular at the shelter. No one seemed to want to keep her in their home for too long after more than a couple sleepless nights watching four eyes relentlessly watch them from the darkness.
Blanche had a reputation for being pretty vain. When it came down to getting extensions for her eyelashes or her tail, she just couldn’t decide and sunk into crippling debt by getting both.
Devin wasn’t about to let high temperatures and a cracked shell get him down. He had a fresh tie and forearms that just won’t quit.
George was notorious for not acting his age. As it turns out, handling a quarter-life crisis at 300 years old with some sweet new earrings isn’t the best look.
Steve did all of his best thinking while sitting. Always looking for a chair was pretty time consuming, so that elective tail transplant surgery really just made practical sense in the long run.
Tommy used to party pretty hard in his younger years. Now that he’s older, he tries to keep his celebrating much more low key to avoid blowing his top.
Gerald wasn’t a terribly picky eater. After the third extra eye grew out of his stomach, he started to be a little more discerning when raiding his favorite dumpster.
John had been returned to the antique furniture store at least seven times throughout his life. As it turns out, people aren’t too keen on sitting at a sentient desk that has a habit of eating legs.
Kevin was fairly well-known for overcompensating due to his lack of hands. One hula hoop would have been enough to impress, but he just had to show off those long dancer’s legs with two.
Lenny and Greg were stuck together since the day they were born. They were fairly used to a lack of privacy, but being trapped in the house with each other was a little bit tougher than either one of them expected.
Carl spent most of his life saving for an emergency situation. He bought the best mask on the market once the situation arose, but probably should have set aside at least a little extra money for better footwear.
Gretchen never had terribly good vision, but she was always able to manage around the house easily enough. It wasn’t until the doctor finally prescribed a new visor for her that she realized just how long she had been mixing up shampoo and lighter fluid.
Bernard really just wanted everyone to like him. As it turns out, a snazzy new tie still didn’t exactly keep folks from running away screaming.
Sal started living in the back of that pizza joint at least a decade ago. After the third exterminator was eaten, the manager decided it wasn’t worth the hassle and just let him stay.
Betty was absolutely thrilled about her extra hands that grew in. After her eyes finally finished melting, she started to regret moving near that nuclear power plant.
Oscar had been single for years, but this Valentine’s Day was going to be different. As long as he kept his eye open, he knew he was bound to find a date that didn’t mind unclipped toenails.
Reggie put off flying lessons for most of his life. After finally giving things a shot and crashing into that hot dog stand, he really regretted skimping on better vision insurance.
Hank was really worried that he’d be typecast forever. How was he ever going to get a role outside of community theater if he just kept getting stuck as a ghost all the time?
Fred’s back pain really started to get worse about a week ago. Eventually, he figured that a few extra appendages wasn’t so bad after all.
Norman really planned to take his job more seriously this year. Then again, promotions come easy when all your co-workers are afraid they might be the next one stuffed in the paper shredder.
Stanley's friends noticed he was acting strange not too long after he ate that gas station pizza. By the time his new set of arms started to come in, they really shouldn't have stuck around.