Buster floated in and out of most situations, but not as sneakily as he thought.
Leonard had his share of issues, but at least he had fantastic hair.
Clancy kept an eye on everyone and everything around him at all times.
Chip assumed that his sculpted physique was a suitable distraction from the slightly more embarrassing parts of his appearance.
Clay tended to just float above his problems.
Toby always put on a brave face no matter how tough things got.
Mel wasn't nearly as toxic to be around as most people assumed at fist glance.
Tyson has an immense understanding of the infinite, making the passage of time irrelevant.
Rory was a bit too ready for a fight than he should have been at any given moment.
Ophelia was a literal angel on Earth.
Wayne was actually pretty empathetic, even though he perpetually looked like he was playing tiny fiddles.
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Craig wasn't terribly popular due to his warranted reputation as a nosey neighbor.
Cameron didn't hate anything as much as the eye irritation that came with seasonal allergies.
Darrell spent the vast majority of his time outside society, and was better for it.
Tina had a reputation for being very observant, and rarely liked what she saw.
Hector missed spending the majority of his days in the open air.
Gary was a bit of a workaholic, and wasn't going to let a Monday holiday slow him down.
Cecil cared a lot about his security job, but more tended to get by him than he cared to admit.
Geoff never had much use for straws.
June was many things, but a desirable dinner date was not one of them.
Lance took his interest in technology to a fairly uncomfortable level.
Simon was overwhelmingly committed to taking down the dental industry one tentacle at a time.
Casey had a light touch and an even lighter disposition.
Dante faced a lot of challenges in life, but hat shopping was far and away the most harrowing.
Hubert could be anything he wanted to be...except for maybe a hand model.
Mitch could conjure just about anything except for decent vision insurance.
Percy once heard a patron compare corn ribs to "lobster tentacles", and couldn't help but take that personally.
Debbie exuded some pretty sinister vibes, despite being a relatively chill hang.
Marcus was fairly early in his fitness journey, but still tried to take it pretty seriously.
Caroline had some strong opinions that made being her friend more difficult than it needed to be.
Denny tried to beat the heat in a lot of different ways, but none of them worked terribly well.
Mavis never envisioned herself as a parent, but felt optimistic when faced with the prospect.
Milton was a bit of a schemer, but not nearly as nefarious as his appearance implied.
Monty didn’t particularly like most people coming anywhere near him.
Carson was a pretty slippery dude, but couldn’t stay out of trouble forever.
Burt enjoyed Earth Day, but really tried to pay attention to the environment every day.
Jeff was a pretty good multitasker since it was easy for him to keep an eye on everything.
Carter took eye protection very seriously, even during a spectacle.
Rex was afraid of a lot of different things, but allergies weren’t one of them.
Finn subscribed a little too enthusiastically to "sun's out, guns out".
Kent lived every day like the biggest party of his life.
Reed might have come off as an angel, but was really a little stinker at heart.
Ward had a tough time thinking with his head instead of his stomach.
Cindy never had much of a problem securing a good view over a crowd.
Jamie was really hooked on all the attention.
Daphne was pretty flexible about where to go out for dinner, but remained pretty adamantly against seafood.
Ken was never going to be convinced that his sole patch isn't unbearably cool.
Linus frequently got himself into trouble due to his eyes being a bit bigger than his stomach.
Connor never had much of an issue staying warm during the colder months.
Ritchie always found it pretty challenging to stick to his dietary goals.
Max had the tendency to think twice as hard about decisions that should have been easy.
Oliver might look a little grumpy, but honestly he was really happy to be back.